Who are we?

Hi, we’re Andrea & Jordan two wedding industry girlies who absolutely love being in the said industry  and can lower the tone in 2 seconds flat!

We’re two broke girls who get what its like to try to plan a wedding & see everything but have champagne taste and a lemonade budget! So we’re finding ways to be smart with our budgets and sharing our industry expertise with you to help you do the same.

We’ve also both been divorced and been through the emotional wringer respectively but now we’ve got our lovely blended families with our new partners… who we’re not entirely sure if they only proposed after us moaning on the pod about a lack of engagement rings on our fingers - but hey, a win is a win! 😜

Jordan

A bride with blonde hair styled in an updo, wearing a white off-the-shoulder wedding dress and gold jewelry, is touching her forehead while looking to the side.

  • Nationally recognised award-winning bridal make-up artist

  • Host of make-up masterclasses ranging from teens to mature women

  • Super mum to 3 boys.

  • Fan of soft glam make up with honey tones

  • Favourite cocktail - Pornstar Martini

  • Strong feminist

Andrea

A woman wearing a black wedding dress with spaghetti straps, ruffled skirt, and black veil, standing near a window with light coming in.

  • CEO of HWN Alt - Hampshire’s biggest alternative wedding fayre

  • Hates Disney but prefers the villains

  • Favourite Cocktail - Espresso Martini

  • Newly diagnosed with ADHD

  • Favourite TV series - The Handmaid Tales